TGIF: Payday and No Audemars Piguet Money?

Here it is Friday and you still find yourself about $54,000 short of cash you need to buy that Audemars Piguet Royal Oak? Now, you're whining about capitalism and poking around on my blog to find an alternative watch. Well, quit your whining, you had plenty of money for Starbucks and a couple of streaming service subscriptions. Fortunately, there are plenty of alternatives to an Audemars Piguet Royal Oak. Here's one from George.

Yes. Yes. George is a Walmart brand. Did I mention that it is sold exclusively at Walmart? Did I mention that it only costs $12.98? That can save you about $54,000 over the price of a real Audemars Piguet Royal Oak watch. This would leave you with wealth beyond your wildest dreams. For example, with $54,000, you could afford unlimited donuts.

George watch = More Donuts

Of course, donuts are just a start. When you save $54,000 on the price of a watch, you can afford an endless supply of roller food. You can eat hot dogs, smoked sausages, and taquitos at any time of day or night. However, if you are middle-aged, I don't recommend night.

Pay homage to a Royal Oak, but get unlimited Roller Food

Perhaps $12.98 is an absurdly low price, but there are plenty of watch designs that are inspired by the Royal Oak look. I've compiled some of the best looking ones in this post. The point is simple. You don't have to overpay for a watch.